Wife: Mehman a rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai
Husband: Jab wo aen to kitchen me 1 bartan girana Me pochu to kehna QORMA girgaya phir dosra girana kehna BiRYANi girgai. Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le ao Mehmano k ane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai
