Wednesday, November 7, 2012
How to Call the Police
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
1. Life would be perfect if: Anger had a mute button,
Mistake had a back button,
Hard times had a fast forward button & Good times had a pause button.
2. A bird asked a Bee,
'You work so hard to make honey and people steal, don't you feel bad?
Bee said, 'I don't feel bad as they can never steal my art of making honey'.