Saturday, August 11, 2012

MOTHER-------- which profession category



The officer at the Driving License counter asked the lady "What is your occupation?"

The woman seeking renewal of her license seemed to be puzzled. So the officer said "Ma'am, are you employed, have your own business or........

The woman replied "Oh, yes!! I have a full time occupation. I am a mother"

Officer: "We don't have 'mother' as an option for occupation. I will write it down as 'Housewife'. That takes care of all questions." 



London Olympic Games 1908

IV Olympiad, often called Olympic Games 1908, held in London from April 27 to October 31. Been played 110 sets of medals in 22 sports..... Checkout More Funny & Amazing photos @ www.funwithnet.com and don't forget to like us on FACEBOOK


Priyanka & Bipasha's new twitter photos

Priyanka & Bipasha's new twitter photos 


Rita Ora Licks It in GQ

I’m not trying to talk smack because I don’t know anything about Rita Ora, but for some reason these photos make me think of a Rihanna/Katy Perry clone gone bad. I don’t know what it is? Has anyone ever heard her music? Does she sound like them too? Checkout More Hot Celebrities photos @ www.funwithnet.com and don't forget to like us on FACEBOOK



Justice's Been Served!

The victim, Muhammad Asyraf Haziq Rossli, 20, reported a broken jawbone and teeth to be admitted to the Royal London Hospital. The man helped him and then robbed him. 

Pakistani Actress Saeeda Imtiyaz hot photoshoot

Pakistani Actress Saeeda Imtiyaz hot photoshoot 


Fun in the Pictures

"Laughter is the best Medicine". These photos also the best reason for laugh. Checkout More Funny & Amazing photos @ www.funwithnet.com and don't forget to like us on FACEBOOK


Most Beautiful Pics of Hong Kong

Most Beautiful Pics of Hong Kong 


The future is coming, in the form of internet-controlled power outlets

A common theme in any form of entertainment depicting the future is the use of a remote to control everything – futuristic houses are often shown with the owner turning the lights on before they even arrive. Turns out, using the internet to control our houses is not too far away. A group of researchers from the Fraunhofer Institute for Communication Systems ESK in Munich, in collaboration with the Fraunhofer Institute for Industrial Mathematics ITWM in Kaiserslautern, have developed a new power outlet that supports the brand-new IPv6 Internet protocol. These new outlets, known as the wireless smart socket, could very well revolutionize the way we turn things on and off in our homes. 


The City That Stops Every Year for One Minute

The City That Stops Every Year for One Minute 

I love you

The twinkle in his eyes 
say's he love's me. 
But his lips never reveal this 

The carving of his lips 
say's he want me 
but his hands never touch me. 
The look in his eyes 
say they care for me 



Baarish ki koi boond banke tum mujhe chhoo jaati ho

baarish ki koi boond banke tum mujhe chhoo jaati ho,
chhoo ke mere tan badan ko mujhe gudgudaa jaati ho,
main tadapta rehta hoon ki chhoo sakun tumhe kabhi,
tum hawaa me khushboo banke bas udti chali jaati ho,

tum neend me aake mere haseen khwaabon ko sajaati ho,
jaag ke tumhe dhundu to tum kahin gum si ho jaati ho,



Read Some Petrol Jokes


New Greetings:
May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and
May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!!


Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.
The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form:
G= Gas & Gold
D= Diesel & Dollar