Friday, September 7, 2012

Funny one liners


Ø In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

Ø In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

Ø On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."

Ø On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

Ø At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."