Funny Kid

Ek admi apne dost k ghar gya,
bell bjane pe Pappu bahar aaya . . . :p
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Admi: Beta apne papa ko bulao...??
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Pappu: Ji wo nhi h, wo bazar gye h.
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Admi: Acha to bade bhai ko bulao....?? .
Pappu: