Monday, August 27, 2012

BENEFITS OF BEING A WOMAN

* We got off the Titanic first.
* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
* We can cry and get off speeding fines.
* We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
* Taxis stop for us.
* We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.