A policeman pulled a blonde over after she had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
He asked her, "Do you know where you were going?"
She replied, "No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the people are leaving."
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A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.
Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains.
