Monday, July 30, 2012

Alcometer





A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a traffic police for a broken side indicator.
The cop looks into the guys' car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat.

"Sir," the cop says, "Why do you have all those knives?"

"They're for my juggling act" the man says.

"I don't believe you" says the policeman, "Prove it."