A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a
little old Gujju man at a small stand, selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Gujju man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5."
