Breaking News ....
...........priceless humour ..........this early on a friday !!
Islamic suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike next Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife.
Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his
death will be cut by 25% this July from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number
...........priceless humour ..........this early on a friday !!
Islamic suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike next Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife.
Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his
death will be cut by 25% this July from 72 to only 60. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number