This baby would like to thank his parents — even though they haven’t mastered the horizontal iPhone shot, they’ve always been there for this baby and, of course it goes without saying, this baby won’t be here with out them today. This baby would also like to thank its manager, as well as Meryl Streep, who has always been such an inspiration, and also God and the academy, and also the iPhone app developer who developed the gun noise app. And also baby food and diapers in general.
