1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
Sunday, January 20, 2013
English is One Strange Language...
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
Friday, January 18, 2013
Get Out Of The Car!
(This is supposedly a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida)
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat.
Homemade Mechanical Bull Accident
It’s always very disappointing when ideas that sound so good in your head don’t pan out in reality. “I’ll just set one alarm today for earlier than normal and trust that I won’t turn it off instead of snoozing it, and then I’ll wake up early and get a bunch of work done ” is one example. “I’m going to jump on a trampoline,” is another example. “I’m going to make a homemade, very dangerous version of something that is already a little risky and then put it way too high off of the ground without any padding underneath and, actually, I’ll just put it over concrete and some pipes,” is perhaps the most pertinent right now.
Google to take on iPhone, Galaxy S III with Motorola X Phone
When Google bought Motorola, most assumed that it was for the patents. Moto could still be a valuable weapon in the courtroom, but the search giant is also ready to wield it in the smartphone market. According to the Wall Street Journal, Google is developing a new Motorola flagship, codenamed the X Phone.
Froggy Fresh - Same Old Kid
Let go of the past, man. Everything you need is right here. Ask Money Maker Mike. His complete lack of any kind of response will tell you what you wanted to know: that you are at home, that you are right where you’re supposed to be.
Ye duniya bhi kitni nirali hai...
Gareeb meelon chalta hai
Khana khane ke liye
Ameer meelo chalta hai
Khana pachane ke liye
Kisi ke paas khane ke liye ek waqt ki
Roti nahi hai
The Heart’s Garden
The heart is a garden where thought flowers grow;
The thoughts that we think are the seeds that we sow.
Every kind, loving thought bears a kind, loving deed;
While a thought that is selfish is just like a weed.
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