Monday, February 28, 2011
{ Poem } Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye
Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
{ Clean Jokes } Urologist
A Chinese man went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room, he told the doctor, 'Don't laugh!'
'Of course I won't laugh
'Of course I won't laugh
Sunday, February 27, 2011
{ Poem } MEHBOOBA KA AAKHRI PHONE !!!
Kal hamesha ki tarah usne kaha yeh phone per,
'Main bohat masroof hoon Mujhko bohat se kaam hain,
Is liye Tum ao milne, Main te asakti nahin',
'Main bohat masroof hoon Mujhko bohat se kaam hain,
Is liye Tum ao milne, Main te asakti nahin',
{ Clean Jokes } DUNIYA BURI HO SAKTI HAI........
DUNIYA BURI HO SAKTI HAI.......
TUM NAHIN..........
DUNIYA ZAALIM HO SAKTI HAI.......
TUM NAHIN..........
DUNIYA ZAALIM HO SAKTI HAI.......
{ INFORMATIVE MATERIAL } REMEMBERANCE IS A BETTER
REMEMBRANCE IS A BETTER COMPLIMENT THAN LOVE........
PEOPLE DON'T EXPECT TONS OF LOVE.....
PEOPLE DON'T EXPECT TONS OF LOVE.....
Saturday, February 26, 2011
{ Poem } MEHBOOBA KA AAKHRI PHONE !!!
Kal hamesha ki tarah usne kaha yeh phone per,
'Main bohat masroof hoon Mujhko bohat se kaam hain,
Is liye Tum ao milne, Main te asakti nahin',
'Main bohat masroof hoon Mujhko bohat se kaam hain,
Is liye Tum ao milne, Main te asakti nahin',
{ Clean Jokes } SANTA ON HIKE ON PETROL RATE !!!
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola :
"Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata
"Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata
{ INFORMATIVE MATERIAL } LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP.........
LOVE IS BUBBLE GUM........
STARTING TASTE, AFTER WASTE.......
BUT
STARTING TASTE, AFTER WASTE.......
BUT
